A friend of mine said, 'Hey, wouldn't it be cool because you've always wanted to learn how to play piano? I've got this friend that can teach you how to play all 12 key signatures in, like, an hour.' And I'm like, please. And she said, 'No, it's true.

It was basically like gifting, I don't know, five years of piano lessons to me in one lesson.

Well, here you go. Stupendous.